Poet the vegetable call by writing message Zhao.Once, he disputed with friend and said:"Any things should see from the both side."His wife smiles to interrupt conversation to say:"Can there is a thing needing to see one side."
"What things?"The poet asks.
"Your letter is dear, it usually only one side."The wife answers.
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There is a newly married soon of**, walk into company office to ask:"Is a honest insurance company here?"
"Yes, wife."
"Too like, I want to throw the insurance of buying the loyalty for the husband."
The text chapter 4246 the old disease Be difficult to change/fashionable clothing/silver still at
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There is a daughter-in-law, the person sends the nickname "Chan daughter-in-law".She unless don't talk, on talking, Zhang Kou has to say to eat of thing.
One day, the husband prepares to go out to trade,www.headphones-fashion.com, let"Chan daughter-in-law" go out to see the weather how
Yao kind."The daughter-in-law of the Chan" opens the door to took a look, an enter a house to say:"Oh, sky there is heavy snow just, that is being snow-white must be like white wheat flour."
"Snow is next must have much thick?"
"There is a pot of a round flat cake to be so thick."
Once the husband see, the chronic ailment of "Chan daughter-in-law" made again, went up to beat her[one] ear
Light."The daughter-in-law of the Chan" touches be beaten a swollen face by the husband and say:
"You how cruel heart which, I this face beat be like to deliver a noodles plain wheat roll."
Son a see the mother get to beat, cry."The daughter-in-law of the Chan" an once hugged a kid, the side gave
The son wipes tears side to say:
"Good baby don't cry.You cry'take out to answer, take out to answer'of, be like the voice of eating the noodles
Sound."
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The wife comes back from the clothing store, interest blunt blunt the ground say to the husband:"Is dear, come to see me quickly
The clothes of buying, this is the society Be getting moster fashionable recently."
Husband:"Huming is quite good.However this clothing the sun insolated future reunion to fade in color."
Wife:"Can't of, sales clerk said, it put in the showroom for livelong three years,
The color still keeps being so colorful."
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Some women, take the quite a few silver buys thing to the Yu field, halfway ascend but chase portable of a
The calico sack threw to lose.Return to a home, she "report"s to the husband "active":"The person on the Yu field is really many today, crowded ah crowded of, many people's calico sacks all give crowded threw ……"
The husband asks her:"That your calico sack also threw to lose."
This women says:"Allowing you are a hero good brave fellow, must also throw to lose!"
The husband frighteneds a way:"Has silver's throwing been already lost?"
The women answered:"This you trust like, I bind silver tightly in the calico sack Cape
What about inside!"
The text chapter 4247 heart in the province/bother/make track for bus
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Wife:"The past affair makes it past."
Husband:"This is who say?"
Wife:"A celebrity says."
Husband:"This descends me can save heart."
Wife:"Why?"
Husband:"Owe your gold ring while getting married need not bought."
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A pastor after managing the wedding returns to a home for a rightness of newly married couples.His wife asks him:"The wedding carries on how?"
The "inception very smooth, " pastor says that"but, when I ask'whether would like to obey the other party', the bride says:'Do you think that I grew crazy?'
But the bridegroom say:'Yes.Was troublesome to come right away'."
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The kinglet gets off work to go home and arrives to bus stop, a bus just started.Small
Wang Wang Che's interest sighs and regrets that oneself late arrives an one step.
Get off work the high peak expect, person many cars block up, that bus didn't open how far be then blocked up
, Kinglet a see have a door;Then and tightly run several steps, want to catch up this bus.Who know that he just caught up,
The car started again.So, the car opens to stop, the kinglet stops to make track for and imperceptibly run three
Station ground also came home.
Entered family, the big sweat sprinkled the kinglet self-ridicule ground of Li to tell a wife:"Today, I am regarded as to
You saved 5 Cape car money."Then make track for the car to oneself immediately after of after saying 1 time.The wife listens to
, Regret he says:"Is alas, you why make track for bus ah, if you the private, who make track for, doesn't save
10 dollars money."
The daughter-in-law of the text chapter 4248 cleverness/see in mirror/happy reason
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There is a daughter-in-law of ignorant ignorance, very presumptuous.One day, her husband visits a time
Come to get mad a way:The "see somebody else's daughter-in-law, see you again ……" daughter-in-law defies to annoy him to say:"What's the matter with me?"The husband says:"The somebody elses all know that the book reaches a gift.Once I come in, the somebody else asks me the your surname, I say Xing Zhang, the somebody else asks me again bow long piece, still sign early a chapter ……"
Not several day, home visitor, the daughter-in-law learns cultured appearance:"What is your surname?"The guest answers:"Xing Hou."The daughter-in-law asks again:"Is a male monkey still a mother monkey?"The guest is in distress situation, have no speech with rightness.
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Formerly there is a businessman, go out to buy goods to go home, conveniently buy to return to one noodles mirror, prepare to send
Give his wife.
He after returning to a house, impatient to go to the toilet, leave on putting toward the table the mirror.His wife
The son has never seen a mirror and have a flickering and shiny thing at the sight of the table, curiously
Pick up.Go toward once the inside see, the inside contains a young woman, and she cries a while:
"This conscienceless thing, get married for two years just, sought a little wife back."
She weeps and sniffles ground to take the mirror seeks her mama, her mama once connected a mirror to go toward once the inside see and see
The inside is an old woman, then start to comfort a daughter:"The good kid don't cry, he can't seek a
The eldest brother old woman is a little wife."
The daughter's father heard this matter, also pickeds up a mirror to go toward in see, a see inside is
Old man son can not help roaring with laughter:"He is to seek an old man son tube Zhang, have with you what
Relate to?"
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The Sir wants to take the wife play in Europe for a month, telling her will see Parisian the Holy Mother
Hospital, water city Wearnes in Italy ……ask a wife how.The wife listens to wreathed in smilesly him
Say:"I was really too happy, I hoped so long, only think, exactly a month I
All need not cook and do household chores ……"
The text chapter 4249 forgets the husband and wife in year/similar to him/thing with sparse is expensive
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