I am several bottoms, when I return to absolute being, that guy ran away,beats by dre studio hd;
A spool of joke brocade gathers the story of chapter 3491 Lian pike
Lian rather of grandson Lian pike, there is a short while fighting with Chu's country, Zhao Jun suffers utter defeat, soldier remains only a few, connect him together just three people, be they before arriving at a cave, Lian hair call one among the soldiers explore truth or falsity, just there are a rightness of men and women in this cave is doing that matter, that soldier suddenly hears a femalely of voice:came in 1/3.Hence that soldier comes out to say to the Lian pike: Be getting worse, in have Chu the soldier, I just on going in, the person of inside know that we went in 1/3
The Lian pike is half believe and half doubt, for clearing up is what is the row, he makes moreover a soldier go together with him, they walk to hole, inside someone say: came in 2/3.
Hence they told the Lian pike this circumstance, the Lian pike is very strange, because he makes sure quick right here of impossible this end of Chu's soldier to establish descended ambush, hence they this time, three people go together, when when their 3 people comes to cave from in spread:even come in hairs(Lian pike) hence, they were three to run at once
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3492 to see whose big
A rightness of old husband and wife till evening, the old man is an old woman person to sleep of before the bed, toward asleep with daughter-in-law together sleep of wife, sky too late, see not pure, old man only by hand touch to make sure who is his/her own wife, then and without extra trouble touch go to 1, but unexpectedly groped for a daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law is sleeping fragrant, discover have an experienced person is touching his/her own X, think is mother-in-law at touch he or she here seek what, at this time discover the beginning isn't that the mother-in-law is touching, then turn on a light, at this time just discover the beginning isn't that the mother-in-law is touching, but grandfather light wear underneath, a hand holds own of big**a hand is touching himself/herself, then say, dead old man you stem, the old man has been already seen, but again not want that letting shameful in wife's in front, then insist, I am to want to know you these days have and my son once did that matter have no, daughter-in-law says, so you stem revolution only wear there, old man says, I just want that seeing the X that my X has my son is big, has what fussbudget, X you not have never seen again.Finish saying, picked up to walk inside the pants.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3493 to still swindle/difficult to be a good guy
Father tells a story for son and tells a son if someone's bogus nose the president of association is long~, the son orders after listenning to.In a couple of days father takes the son takes a shower to the bathhouse, the son asks father to say:"Father, you is keeping making bogus?"Father puzzlingly says:"I have no!"What son got angry points at his father of old 2 say:"You still fool me!You see your noses all big, also more long more long!"Father helplessly says to the son:The "this that is the nose ah ……" son lives a new life spirit to make reference to:"Is it the nose that is what?I still see you blow nose with the nose with my mama on the bed that day, also by hand does the paper wipe!Why do you still fool me!"Father:"……"
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A male youth stroll walks down the avenue, this is to right against the face come to one modern girl, wear tights, miniskirt.Suddenly the bottom drops down from the modern girl skirt a paper wrap, the youth greatly treads to walk to come forward to, the Jian rises a paper pack way:Young lady, your purse dropped.The young lady once connected paper to wrap and hated of beat youth a box on the ear.The youth puzzlingly touches a face and cries to lose a face to say:, All tee off blood.
A spool of joke brocade gathers a loose fruit of chapter 3494/inertial
A day special forces train climb a tree, an express good soldier to climb to at ordinary times half hour fell off down from the treetop, the military instructor was very joyless to ask him:"Why?"The soldier says:"When I just climbed a tree there is inside in the trousers file that a squirrel climbed to me."The military instructor says:"This how again?"The soldier says:"That squirrel says'have 2 loose fruits here, I want to eat up it!'"
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A bus on a man, see a young lady who pretty has feminine beauty-this man come forward on his/her own initiative and this young lady take words and led a short while, the bus urgently puts on brakes, this man took advantage o power to kiss a young lady, and this young lady said very angrily:Lo you are that character.
The man in"this doesn't call character, this calls inertial" rectified the young lady's mistake.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3495 to beat bird/fix a gun
Beautiful is famous big Department of Taxation beauty, a day she just and the some company is old total tie up Mian on the bed drive its wife arrest just wear.Wife's faces all annoy slanting, beautiful nowise shocked, calmly puts on clothing to take out a tax ticket to say:"I come to collect tax."The wife is unbearable:"You are to come'collect tax'still'accept to sleep'!"
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Formerly there are a father and son, the son is an amorist, but the father always ignores a son to play a young lady, and still supports.One day, the son is going to outside go to school, the father says to the son: arrive an outside have to save to order.Remember to send bill back monthly, say is beat bird.The son said to know.The first month, the son sends the bill of coming back 1,000 dollars, the father didn't say what, the second month, the son sends the bill of coming back 1,000 dollars again, hence, the father makes a phone call for son to say: seek cheapness each time of well?The son says can.The third month, the son sends the bill of coming back 2,000 dollars, father's silly eye, again cautiously on seeing, up write:beat bird, 50 dollars, fix a gun, 1950 dollars.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3496 golf/which good
The some girl takes part in golf training, but she can't take golf stick, the coach says:"Be like to take your husband's younger brother."After treating to train to end, the coach says:"Like, now invite you the golf stick from your mouth in take out."
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A women are pregnant a rightness of pairs packs foetus, a day this says in the mother's belly reason to the double pack foetus
The male says:You say mother well still father good.
The female says:Hello, mother.
The male says:Why.
The female says:What we eat is the mother's blood.
The male says:I see be not.
The female says:Why ah.
The male says:You see father could not want will stretch head to come in to see us for two days.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3497 woman/thunder Feng
Live two monks in a temples, an a little monk to old monk.The little monk has never seen a woman.On the first, the little monk descends river to pick water and see a women is taking a shower, in a great panic.The favour reports to the old monk:"The Zhang of the square!A small brothers in the river that is miserably."The side says a side the ratio rows."The breast plays the mile drum so high, Ga son's mowing to return a quilt Tong is one knife and save her quickly."
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There is a male of lewder, he usually the love peep a female kid to go to the stool, he one day at male the ladies room in the center beat a hole!To see the female kid's bottom on that day a see the nobody have a little to dampen the fun, just wanted to walk, there and suddenly come to a female kid, sees your female kid come took off pants, Hua, that guy a listen to the in the mind think, ha ha:), The bottom that will see that female kid, a see he smiled very happily, but that guy the that girl don't have specialty paper while seeing her, that female kid sits to have a little over there panic, male of a see this is a stem what ah!Come here also not specialty paper, hurled toilet paper with the hand, that female kid is on seeing, .Who ah!Once the that guy listen to, the in the mind have a little panic, blurt out:"I, thunder Feng".
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3498 wager size/cheat
Manchu Dynasty last years of the period, eight country's allied troops beat city in Peking, everywhere**take captive.Soon
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