5.The toxic substance elimination keeps a Yan capsule
Unique feeling valley.
Yang Guo:"Aunt, the antidote of this feeling flower poison uses for you."Little Long Nyu:"Should lead son to use not."Yang Guo:"Aunt namely however need not, I threw it, I want with aunt live and die together."Finish saying to throw down the antidote mountain Ya.Little Long Nyu:"Lead son, you …… , " depends on a bosom that arrived lead.Yang Guo Jiao Jie of a smile:"Aunt, you are really silly, do you know why I wanted to give° the antidote to throw?"Little Long Nyu:"Lead son, that is why?"Yang Guo:"Because I haded toxic substance elimination to keep a Yan capsule, the toxic substance elimination kept a Yan capsule, we health of common choice, eject toxin, the whole body is easy."
6.Ting beautiful underwear
Black wood Ya.
Allow me to go is getting an and help the river the lake hero and strike against black Sen Ya, allow me and go, make fox blunt, allow Ying Ying is using a whole body and extremely learn and lay siege to east not to hurt, the east doesn't hurt gradual physical strength and can not stand up and makes fox blunt to look for a flaw and used a to recruit only the Gu knife is nine swords, the sting doesn't hurt toward the east of before the chest, the east doesn't hurt and frightened and flurried won to use one"sheet iron bridge" of recruiting, unfortunately already late the half tread, edge of sword just from he the jacket before the chest once rowed, listen to "Si" of a , the whole jacket is tored down.Allow Ying Ying suddenly one to exclaim:"Ting beautiful underwear".The whole heros of black wood precipices all stopped a hand, all foolish stare at east not to hurt to wear underwear, sees my Feng love suddenly, handsome and talented pretty stir.The east doesn't hurt to suddenly also become very charming, light Qi Zhu Chun Dao:"Ting beautiful underwear, the body beauty fixs a form, inside the outside all fix and change on wearing.Being a woman is quite good.""Plop, ……" black wood Ya all of many heros faint.
A spool of joke brocade gathers the situation of chapter 1326 IT toilet(joke)
On the first, stroll computer city, suddenly feel a burst of stomachache.It isn't good, go to toilet.
Urgently and in a hurry arrive at before the WC, title sees on the above of the doorway hang one electronics card:Up write
"The latest WIN2004 SERVERWCs"
Can not help praising highly:Indeed as expected is an IT, high technology!
Is well hasty, go in quickly, how does the door push not to open?Raise head and look, show on the electronics plank:
"User's name nonentity or password are false, please seek a managing person"
Gave to keep the gate old man to hand over two hair moneys, took a password, quickly go into inside, rush at a toilet
But the toilet cover how to also beat not to open, I really cannot helped but and made an effort one a piece of brand of pull, flicking on the wall open:
"!The system hints:You don't have the interview legal power of this toilet"
**!Know a super customer's password at me so much, have a function at this time, in the control panel after inputing, the toilet cover finally opened …long lost an one breath, very comfortable.
Is finished, stretch hand specialty paper, toilet paper but again can not from the box in draw out, can't, ?
On turning a head, indeed as expected, and then flicked a brand open
"This has been already encrypted!"
I am dizzy, just while urgently canning not bear, side squat down a someone stretch come over a hand:
"The first time you used WIN2004 WCs, didn't relate to, our toilet paper shareses"
Thanks, thanks, the side thanks, the side lifts good pants,
One blunt toilet, and then play one brand:
"The virus has been already cleared!"
Just walking is two, listenned to "bang" of a , the toilet cover strongly closed, the brand was last:
"When linking was super, please break!"
Good insurance!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1327 campus to adopt flower career(hear a true degree 90%)
On adopting to spend a thief, particularly hit a girl in the campus.
Once, the Xie holds one"is big a" girl, the girl spares no effort holdout and wildly call surprised shout, adopt to spend wicked heart falsely, don't succeed.
Once, the Xie holds one"is big two" girl, girl's low voice begs for mercy:Do not, don't , don't .Adopt to spend a thief strong may be done a hand.
Once, the Xie holds one"big three" girl, the girl same low voice begs for mercy:Do not, don't , don't .Adopt to spend a thief strong line of sexually harass, is about to insert, girl suddenly dispassion way:Wait for a second, put on this first.With once passed a condom
Hold one"is big four" once girl, the girl doesn't yell, once passes a condom, then quiet way in the town:Put on first, don't be too stupid
Hold one"female Master's graduate student" once, the female graduate student once passes an allied condom, suicide way:Changing at a time is a , this is 12, enough adopt to take thief a month can not keep a waist to walk, the campus is opposite stable.
Another time holds one"the female Doctor livings", the female Doctor might it not be makes a voice, with adopt to spend a thief to without restraint seduce and rape.The matter shuts and tidies up a good clothes and once passes a key and a name card, way:This is my key and cellular phone of dormitory apartment, you can seek me at any time
Finally once, the Xie held to one"female Doctor after", the female Doctor equally and might it not be made a voice behind, with adopted to spend a thief to without restraint seduce and rape.The matter shuts, cleans up a good clothes and soliloquizes a way:It is this feeling to make love, only so-so, far didn't masturbate incitement
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1238 difficult forget that embarrassed night
Today is my birthday, girl friend early and early beat call the words say to want to come home in the evening in go to and congratulate a birthday for me, also needs to bring me the surprise!Heard this good news!I start to be infinite imagining this fine night, it is to particularly buy dint to work, ran more than ten customers all of a sudden!Return to company.All in the afternoon 3:00, arrive once the dining room see, only one vegetables that leaveses wretchedness to expect Ba one soup, the meat stir-fries three beans(the meat stir-fries soybean, green bean and garden pea) and turnip soup.Can't, ran for a morning, customer, belly early calling of Gu Gu, had to want a big dish meat to stir-fry three beans with a big basin turnip soup, eat!Unexpectedly faced to get off work, was like the motor of one set cross-country jeep in my belly!-Started violent piston exercising!In a flash, an air manner fights to be the first of from my body inside hurtled out!I hurriedly hurtle to the place of nobody, the belly starts still the ashamed light tone sing, but became to connect bead cannon right away burst to do to ring!The belly rises so much!But just at this time, but the girl friend beat to call words and say that she has already come home, it makes me hurriedly go home.Is alas!Can't have to go home, hoped that she can't see my this distress kind!……
I put much fart hard intentionally on the way home.Came home quickly, the belly was pleasurable a lot of, I feel should can't again what problem.Far far saw wait my girl friend by the side of the door, she looks to have a little an excitement.She shouts loudly to say, "dear of, tonight, I prepared a gift that is very marvellous and will definitely make you get a shock for you."
Haven't come in, girl friend with a piece of cloth receive my eyes tightly get up, say to give me a surprise!Still get my sitting is better enough than dining table in front of chair inside, and make me swear can't peep.Suddenly, I felt and wanted to break wind.Exactly at this time, the girl friend's cellular phone rang.This can save my life!I seek to lend to say to answer the phone in that the suspicion lets indiscriminately she to another house!She but make me can not uncover to receive the cloth of eyes, also make me swear!Just run to to another house answer the phone after.Once she leave, I hold firmly opportune moment and move to the weights of whole body all a leg up, put fart to come out.This fart puts not only the voice is very big, and smell the elephant is the bad smell that the smelly Fu egg sends forth.I almost can not breathe, therefore I touch chair cushion and put out strength of wear on all sides to, the wild diagram drop this is difficult to smell of smell.When I just felt a little bit better, another fart came again.I lift a leg to start putting again!It sounds the elephant is a diesel motor fast- becoming voice,beats by dre solo, and the smell was more difficult to smell this time.To not make oneself suffocate, I brandished a chair cushion to get up with the arm and hoped that the smell will spread quickly.Another fart again hurtling of no time for waiting came when willing resume in everything again is normal.Hence I stand up and bend the body, bottom backward above Jue get up!Put it to come out.This fart puts truely to call is up top-grade, the newspaper connecting after death is all blown about an underground
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