The voice mistakes that someone is pouring beer, Nu way:"I had already once said not to drink, who is pouring again?"The lady smells the speech get a fright, hence suppress urine, the desire needed money to walk solve again, have never wanted to unexpectedly suppress fart hereafter, Mr. Qian smells of great anger, by hand and heavily clap to separate plank, loudly condemn a way:"I once said not to drink or not, who again Qi 1 bottle?Who Qi who drink!"
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American president Truman's once going to San Francisco should invite the dinner of taking part in the friend,
But seek wrong somebody else.Truman comes out an entrepreneur shape after pressing the door bell
Man, Truman asks:"Excuse me, is this Mr. George's house?"
The man says be not, immediately after and cautiously conjecture Truman some kind of say:"I say a sentence
Words you don't have to be too sad, you grew to be like Truman really too."
Truman counter-attacks to say right away:"I hope that you are also not too sad, I am positive
It is Truman."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3486 not to dare to peep/adjective 【2 and one chapter 】
Einstein attends once for the formal party that he holds, the male guests all tie,
The female guests all wear full dress of naked shoulder.His wife has never taken part in because of catching a cold and see love because of Si
The Tan goes home and quickly inquires the situation of party, he hence tell her, have which tonight
Famous scientist's attendance.If the wife interrupts him and ask:
"Don't take care of those, what clothes do you tell my wives to wear?"
"I can really not know, " Einstein in earnest answers, "from the table
The son is above of the part see, they didn't wear what things, but below table of that
Part, I don't dare to peep."
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A person composes to describe person and likes to use "the hair of brown is like chocolate and wears a rightness of eyes of sesames colors on Qian of the face of pink", "the nose of circle circle, be like small cake of a butter", "cherry small", "fresh Ou arm", etc..After half month, the editorial department backed a draft, and a fish-eye notepaper:"From now on write, please after having a meal ……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3487 to drop a color
There was a person's big toe to one day and suddenly become green, hence he was exclusivelya hospital to see a doctor to still exclusively seek a senior doctor, this doctor tells him to say after finishing seeing:"According to I several years of from cure experience, you this is the cancer."That person is hasty, the favour asks:"That how do doctor."The doctor says:"Can't, only slice, throwing a toe always is stronger than throwing a life want."That person a think to be also to, that sliced,beats by dre studio hd, hence did surgical operation.After operation several day after, that person discovers that ownly the second toe also became green, he was frightened to death, and then found out that doctor, doctor a see and then say:"See according to my several years of experience, you this was the cancer to transfer, can't, still have to slice, protected a life important."That person a listen to busy to say:"That sliced."Hence did a surgical operation to slice the second toe again.That person discovers that ownly the third toe also became green after several days, he finds out that doctor again, that doctor says:"You this and past of similar, and then transfer, however, this case of yours very rare, is a feet cancer, I must let they knowledge knowledge."Finish saying and then seek to come to an old expert, show him that person's feet, simultaneously say:"You cautiously see, , what disease is this ?Have you ever seen?Do you know that this are what is the row?"That old expert put on flower mirror to cautiously took a look that person's feet and finally say:"According to I several years of from cure experience, these are the socks to drop a color."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the worrying of news/50 year agoses of chapter 3488 discomfort 【2 and one chapter 】
Peter's fortress is a because the casino is disappointed and owns money while drinking dead drunkly, the clusters of second lieutenant says "sand emperor his majesty at my bottom underneath", is told law court by one of his old enemy's military officer.If law court of judge pass by hard take up, confirm second lieutenant's guilty, the reporters of Peter's fortress want to report the reason of this verdict, and then can not repeat that to humiliate an emperor, is really fee to devote to think.An among those the evening newspaper reporter of the clevernesses writes of news, drive each report adoption.The evening newspaper reporter writes a way like this:"The inside Yang promise army's second lieutenant of Anne illegal, the military tribunal penalizes imprisonment for a specific term for 2 years, because he leaked some disturbing newses concerning the sand emperor his majesty abode."
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Is two, the allied troops gets into city in Rome, 12-year-old youth skin Ai in Rome Er ·
Card much more western Ni drive allied troops the soldier embrace tank, the reporter claps descend a precious photograph,
Leave card much more western Ni appearing weak and looking pallid of a rightness of astonishment big eyes.After more than 50 years, card
The much more western Ni is already the owner of one appliance shadow film producer factory, he clapped from cradle to the grave 13 two
The film of material.When the reporter asks him:"You at that time why got eyes Zheng thus it
Is big?BE fear those Americans?"The card much more western Ni smiles to answer:"Not!I ain't afraid
Those serve as soldier.I think that I may be worry after 50 years someone meeting because I once sat
The tank of allied troops but cover me, ask some questions that I can not answer to me."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the price/mathematics of chapter 3489 leg 【2 and one chapter 】
1905 is a shell because of admiring the turn of the road of life and art to order especially.Because this
Year while performing 《pull Si to give card 》 of the Du of Sa Er, she has an accident past harmed right knee, most
The empress has to truncate right legs.
She just resumed health, the pan-American exposition manager of San Francisco beat telegram to her,
Put forward to her:If shell because of admire agree that the pan-American exposition exhibits her leg especially, she can
With the service fees that gets USD 100,000.
See conduct electricity to report the electricity text that the shell returns to three words for manager especially because of the admiring:"Which
Leg?"
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Some mental hospital doctor in Ireland is testing three sufferers.
The doctor asks the first sufferer:"3 multiply by 3 is several?"
"274"
The first sufferer answers.
The doctor asks the second sufferer again:"It's your turn, 3 multiply by 3 is several?""Tuesday"
The doctor asks the third sufferer again:"Like, now it's your turn.3 multiply by 3 is several?"
"9"
"It is very good."The doctor praises a way:"Are you how to calculate out?"
"Is this still remarkable?Use 274 in addition to with Tuesday!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3490 birth control/lightning flash Xia and transparent person 【2 and one chapter 】
Have the newly married couple 2 people, ask a doctor how to avoid pregnancy, the doctor recommends to use a condom, how does the asking of male use?The doctor once took a condom to is last the index finger set:"When erection so set the top went."Is an after month, the male's spirit shouts to seek a doctor and says that the wife is getting more pregnant.The doctor asks how to use, male's saying:"Shine on you say of so, each time so, I chase its set on the index finger"
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The lightning flash Xia and transparent person is a rightness of good friends, the lightning flash Xia has very of skill, be in the sky fly around by lightning flash sort, so serve as a patroling of city officer, but the transparent person then can make the other people can't see himself/herself.
One day, the lightning flash Xia just and in the sky patrols and see one beautiful of**the Yang be lain the roof showing off is coquettish, the lightning flash Xia sees of can not stand, finally fly to fix by the speed of the lightning flash sort, then escape.
On the second day, the lightning flash Xia ran into a transparent person, the transparent person denounces openly"
Yesterday I and a **dated in the roof, attained a half, didn't know which guy suddenly came over, behind made at me
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